May 29, 2013   49,812 notes
brolininthetardis:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER. 
GET SOME FRUIT.
BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT. 
BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.
PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES. 

NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER. 
YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE? 
TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER. 
I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER. 
FUCK. 
WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’
IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT. 
NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE. 
TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT. 

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brolininthetardis:

fuckingrecipes:

SHUT THE HELL UP AND STOP PUTTING ICE CUBES IN YOUR LEMONADE. YOU WANT FIX YOUR WATERY LEMONADE? ADMITTING THERE’S A PROBLEM IS THE FIRST STEP TO STOP BEING A PUSSY, AND MOVING ON TO BEING A MAJESTIC MOTHERFUCKER. 

GET SOME FRUIT.

BLUEBERRIES, STRAWBERRIES, PEACHES, LEMONS, LIMES, FUCK I DON’T KNOW, MAYBE PAPAYA OR MANGO! GET YOUR ASS OUTSIDE AND PUNCH SOME BUSHES UNTIL IT CRIES FOR MERCY AND HANDS YOU YOUR GODDAMN FRUIT. 

BERRIES YOU CAN JUST SHOVE INTO THE ICEBOX AND GO CONQUER A COUNTRY WHILE YOU WAIT A DAY FOR IT TO FREEZE.

PEACHES AND NECTARINES, FUCK, YOU CAN EAT THE DAMN SKIN ON THOSE! TAKE OUT THAT MACHETE YOU KEEP IN YOUR BACK POCKET, BECAUSE WHO THE FUCK KNOWS WHEN A DINOSAUR COULD COME KNOCKING AND MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE PREPARED, THEN HACK THAT DELICIOUS MOTHERFUCKER INTO SLICES. 

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NOW PUT THOSE BEAUTIFUL FUCKERS IN YOUR FREEZER. 

YOU’RE A CITRUS KINDA ASSHOLE? 

TAKE THE SKIN OFF YOUR CITRUS AND RECYCLE THAT SHIT! SAVE THE WHALES, YOU HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKER. 

I BET YOU CAN SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING, WITH THE FREEZER. 

FUCK. 

WHEN YOUR FRUIT IS FROZEN, USE THEM INSTEAD OF ICE CUBES TO KEEP YOUR DRINK AS COLD AS A SNOWMAN’S FROSTY DICK, AND MAKE ALL YOUR FRIENDS OR MAYBE ONLY YOUR PETS SAY ‘WOW WHAT A CLASSY MOTHERFUCKER’

IF YOU’RE AN ALCOHOLIC TYPE OF SHITHEAD, YOU CAN PUT YOUR FROZEN-ASS FRUIT INTO RUM OR VODKA OR SOME SHIT. 

NOT ONLY ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE A COLD, FLAVORED DRINK, BUT YOU’LL GET YOUR DAILY SERVINGS OF FRUIT. YOU SNEAKY LITTLE HEALTH-CONSCIOUS ASSHOLE. 

TASTES LIKE GODDAMN VICTORY, THAT’S WHAT. 

#AGGRESSIVELY FOLLOWS THIS BLOG

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March 25, 2013   3 notes
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February 2, 2013

Täydellinen suklaapiirakka

150g voita

150g taloussuklaata

3 kananmunaa

2 dl sokeria

2 tl leivinjauhetta

1/2 dl Black Ruby portviiniä

1/2 kaakaojauhetta

2 1/2 dl vehnäjauhoja

1 1/5 dl puolukoita


Lämmitä voi ja suklaa kattilassa vesihauteessa. Vispaa munia ja sokeria niin maan saatanasti. Lisää sössöön suklaa-voi, portviini ja kuivat aineet siivilän läpi (varovasti sekoittaen ettei lässähdä.) Lopuksi puolukat sekaan (sulata ne ensin.) Paista siinä keltaisessa vuoassa uunin alaosassa, 175ssä asteessa noin puoli tuntia. Huitaise jääkaappiin, ja sillä aikaa tee kuorrutus


50g suklaata

50g voita

1/2dl kaakaojauhetta

1/2 dl portviiniä

niin paljon tomusokeria että tulee kuorrutemaista.

Levitä kuorrute jäähtyneen kakun päälle. Ripottele vielä kaakaojauhetta, ja pinnalle paljon jäisiä puolukoita. Syö kahvin ja pitkän elokuvan kanssa alkuiltapäivästä.


December 30, 2012

If anyone cares to know what happened to the rowanberry liqueur, here it is. It has a deep amber/orange colour and tastes vrrry good. Recommended. See one of my earlier posts for how to make it.




October 23, 2012   77 notes
“… also raspberry leaves, dried white clover, yarrow for bleeding, dried blueberries, dried wild strawberries, liquorice root, nettle and …something mom bought from Turkey, I can’t really make out what it is but it tastes a bit like basic yellow label but more coffe-y, it’s actually supposed to be boiled, and this something I bought from Russia, you can add it to another tea and it turns fruity… and these green tea flowers that I never dear to use because I only have two and they were darn expensive… random teabags I’ve got from my pen pals… and two kinds of coffee. And cocoa.”

“… also raspberry leaves, dried white clover, yarrow for bleeding, dried blueberries, dried wild strawberries, liquorice root, nettle and …something mom bought from Turkey, I can’t really make out what it is but it tastes a bit like basic yellow label but more coffe-y, it’s actually supposed to be boiled, and this something I bought from Russia, you can add it to another tea and it turns fruity… and these green tea flowers that I never dear to use because I only have two and they were darn expensive… random teabags I’ve got from my pen pals… and two kinds of coffee. And cocoa.”

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October 23, 2012   1 note

Making berry juice

This is the traditional Finnish juice mix, made from the most readily available berries here. Its idea is to first make a strong clear juice concentrate with as little as possible water for easy storing, and then another, less full juice for more immediate consumption.

Blackcurrants and blueberries bring the real flavour and flavonoids to it, and red currants are added for volume, for they grow plentifully everywhere and are easy to pick. The combination of course depends on your location and how much berries you have each year - if you have only little blueberries one year, there’s no sense to kill them with freezing or boiling. Or if strawberries, apples, or cloudberries are everywhere one year, juice them even if you’d normally just eat them fresh or frozen… I like juices, they are easy and cheap vitamins to consume every day, and  I never seem to get bored of them like I eventually do with jams and plain frozen berries. I often make juices from the last years berries that haven’t vanished from my parents freezer during the winter, to make room for fresh ones.

Anyway, the secret to making great juice will be experimenting with different combinations, but most grandmothers claim that it’s best to always mix sweet and sour, and different colours, to make it full bodied. Lingonberries and rowan berries have acids that will help the preservative to keep, but they have a strong taste that easily overrides the more sophisticated wild berries. Some also add secret ingredients, like herbs, ginger or honey. Fish them recipes out of your elders (and tell me too!)

Depending on how clear you keep your equipment and how well you manage to seal the bottles the juice might keep in the fridge until spring even without sugar, but I wouldn’t risk it. If you really aren’t into that sugar thing and have a large freezer, you can of course make you juice in small batches, sweeten it with stevia or other sweetener of you choice for taste, and start drinking it immediately, making more when you run out. 

Gardeners juice

Fill your clean glass bottles/ jars with boiling water, and put the caps, a funnel, your scoop and all the spoons you’re going to use in the water too. You can also place them in the oven in 100c to disinfection them. 

Fill your biggest pot with

1/3 of blueberries

1/3 of red currants

1/3 of blackcurrants

+ a coffee cup of lingonberries for preservative qualities

+ another cup of raspberries, strawberries or whatever sweet berry you dear to part with, for extra flavour

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September 4, 2012   2 notes

Autumn is my favourite season, not least because it involves the harvest and other delightful preparations for the long winter. I habitually pick rowanberries each September and this year we thought we’d make berry liqueur, also known as Рябиновая наливка or rowanberry nalivka.

It is bloody easy in fact. You need some jars, a bottle or two of vodka and plenty of rowanberries. Other clear spirits might do as well, I chose Stolichnaya because it wasn’t expensive but not the cheapest one either. Fill the jars approx. 3/4 full of berries and pour vodka on them. Close the jars and keep them in room temperature for 1-2 months or so. Filter and add a 5:1 mixture of sugar and water, bottle the stuff and let it mature for as long as you want. The result should be of nice amber colour.




September 1, 2012   2 notes

We spent a few summer weeks painting the old buildings with natural red earth paint (also known as Falu red after the Swedish origins). The paint is boiled in a large cauldron or an old barrell and it consists mostly of the pigment, rye flour and linseed oil mixed with water. The boiling of the paint is a process that usually takes many hours and involves quite a lot of stirring with a hay pole or a paddle.




September 1, 2012   4 notes



September 1, 2012   2 notes
Romney’s Kendal Mint Cake was the first mint cake to be successfully carried to the top of Latrigg (368).

Romney’s Kendal Mint Cake was the first mint cake to be successfully carried to the top of Latrigg (368).